Top 10 Signs That You Are Really Into Computers (www.angrycoder.com)

16. Your top 10 list contains 6 more items than other top 10 lists
15. You like to do tech support while on vacation at the beach
14. Your coffee-machine is plugged into a UPS
13. Someone asks you to pick a number, and you answer &hff0a
12. Your idea of eating alone is eating without your code and your VBPJ (or VCDC, MSDN) magazine
11. The size of your computer monitor is bigger than the size of your tv screen
10. When someone sends you an email with spelling mistakes, you send them a cryptic error message taken from your compiler
09. Your most important server dies just as you were preparing to spend the day shopping with your wife. Oh darn - can't leave now
08. Your cell phone receives more calls from computers than from people
07. You could easily construct 2 or 3 complete sentences using only acronyms, and still sound intelligent (to other programmers)
06. The name "Seven of Nine" reminds you of one of your computers, instead of the tv character
05. Your wife tells you that dinner is ready, but you still have time to download some sample code, unzip it, install it, run it, debug it, and send the author a bug report
04. You spend more time studying than working. In fact, You spend more time studying now than you did in college
03. Your idea of being unfaithful is installing a Unix box in your all-Microsoft network
02. When someone plans a meeting with you at 3, you have to ask him/her "AM or PM?"
01. You believe that teleportation will eventually be possible, and that XML will be the transport